Review in Haiku

Matt Damon’s not bad

Something’s just off in this film

The truth, still unclear.

It’s The Godfather

A naive kid turned kingpin

Really it’s Scarface.

A perplexing man

A range of annoyances

A serious man.

Remember that song

Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon?

Yeah, that’s this movie.

It’s so obvious

You’re not blind-sided at all

And yet, best actress?

Funnier From Hell

More action and slow motion

Yet somehow more bland.

A washed up crooner

Bridges good at being Bad

And he gets better.

Green card comedy

With a boss/assistant twist

With the same result.

Man loves explosions

All that makes him feel alive

And will, til he dies.

At home on a plane

Clooney finds a co-pilot

Misses connection.

A man left alone

Set in a time of alone

Does not die alone.

Trouble in tunnels

Balding Travolta insane

Insane, yet boring.

Where to start a life?

Check with friends and family

Sam Mendes goes small.

Cameron spends money

And gets dazzling results

Back with aliens.

In killing Nazis

Tarantino belts home run

Just like the Bear Jew.