Review in Haiku

Sometimes cleaning blood

Can brighten a crappy life

Put in perspective.

They take to the woods

The cold is the enemy

Living is revenge.

Had all the makings

Of a really good movie

Sucks beyond intro.

American dream

It’s not always such a dream

Can be a nightmare.

Frat pack formula

With a bit of Superbad

And Paul Rudd zingers.

Uptight man says “yes”

By-the-book Carrey movie

Perhaps say “no” here.

Literal blood bath

But the guy from Rome is good

When in Rome, I guess.

Movies can look good

Yet be devoid of substance

The Spirit shows us.

The church in scandal

He said, she said with nuns, priests

But who is lying?

Keanu from space

He works as an alien

Heal the world or die.

Just like the first two

Why stray from something that works?

Statham, babes, fast cars.

Sister lost her way

Not a Princess Diary

That suits Hathaway.

In dark underground

Corruption keeps those held down

Children are the light.

Take two great goofballs

Make them idiot brothers

Movie writes itself.

When it rains, it pours

Intermitten is the key

Who holds the patent?