Review in Haiku

A new star is born

But the old star is a dick

A sad rivalry.

Big dreams need money

So do bookies when luck breaks

Crime pays, but costs too.

Beauty in typeface

One is more used than others

This is its story.

As he blinks to talk

So much said with so few words

A true prison cell.

Underachievers

Must grow up to deal with dad

Film underachieves.

Tale of loneliness

The country is a big place

With a big hard sun.

Save an orphanage

A man puts up with a lot

Saves a family.

With no oversight

People can start wars, change world

Politicians too.

Posthumous letters

She learns to live in his death

P.S. you killed it.

The virgin queen reigns

As her love of Raleigh grows

She commands the wind.

When in song, it’s great

When not in song it’s quite bad

I’ll split the difference.

James, film plod along

Life is really quite boring

Then peaks at the end.

Dane is awfully lame

Alba perhaps even worse

Need some two-buck Chuck.

A doll in a box

She drives Lars a bit crazy

As do hugs, closeness.

Two stars, Jake and Reese

Not in one scene together

The rest is torture.