Jul 29 2009

Armageddon (1998)

Armageddon PosterOil rig workers

Clearly they have the right stuff

Cue the hero walk.


Jul 29 2009

As Good As It Gets (1997)

As Good As It Gets PosterMelvin is a prick

OCD is a real pain

But love conquers all.


Jul 29 2009

A Few Good Men (1992)

A Few Good Men PosterA code red order

Makes Cruise provoke Nicholson

Can’t handle the truth.


Jun 21 2009

The Gingerbread Man (1998)

The Gingerbread Man PosterAltman does Grisham

So you’d think it would be good

But you’d be quite wrong.


May 2 2009

Apollo 13 (1995)

Apollo 13 PosterA square peg, round hole

Hanks solves all in the 90s

But it’s a moonshot.


Dec 28 2008

The Boxer (1997)

The Boxer PosterA boxer transcends

A country’s religious strife

Day-Lewis transcends.


Sep 12 2008

Tombstone (1993)

The band of brothers

Respect them or you will die

They set these here laws.


Jun 1 2008

Pirates of Silicon Valley (1999)

Bill Gates is a nerd

Steve Jobs is an odd hippy

Both now billionaires.


Jan 26 2008

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)

Of bows and arrows

With mullets and weird accents

Bryan Adams’ song.


Oct 11 2007

Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)

Over-worked, tired

But coffee is for closers

They get the good leads.


Oct 7 2007

Elizabeth (1998)

A fair maiden queen

Goes all Michael Corleone

Reborn Virgin Queen.


Aug 13 2007

The Insider (1999)

A whistle is blown

Industry could be destroyed

Will the story air?


Jul 20 2007

Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy (1996)

Yum, Happiness Pie

In a commatorium

Thank God for Stummies.