Review in Haiku

Oil rig workers

Clearly they have the right stuff

Cue the hero walk.

Melvin is a prick

OCD is a real pain

But love conquers all.

A code red order

Makes Cruise provoke Nicholson

Can’t handle the truth.

Altman does Grisham

So you’d think it would be good

But you’d be quite wrong.

A square peg, round hole

Hanks solves all in the 90s

But it’s a moonshot.

A boxer transcends

A country’s religious strife

Day-Lewis transcends.

The band of brothers

Respect them or you will die

They set these here laws.

Bill Gates is a nerd

Steve Jobs is an odd hippy

Both now billionaires.

Of bows and arrows

With mullets and weird accents

Bryan Adams’ song.

Over-worked, tired

But coffee is for closers

They get the good leads.

A fair maiden queen

Goes all Michael Corleone

Reborn Virgin Queen.

A whistle is blown

Industry could be destroyed

Will the story air?

Yum, Happiness Pie

In a commatorium

Thank God for Stummies.