Review in haiku. Brevity in film review. Everyone happy.Tumblr (3.0; @reviewinhaiku)http://reviewinhaiku.com/<p><img class="a" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lynknsRZPq1qz4gev.jpg"/></p> <p>Removing the voice</p> <p>Adds to the performances</p> <p>It’s remarkable.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lynknmhPpM1qz4gev.png"/></p>http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/16811188489http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/16811188489Mon, 30 Jan 2012 23:55:27 -08002011greatfilm<p><img class="a" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lylrpt3huE1qz4gev.jpg"/></p> <p>Germaphobes’ nightmare</p> <p>More realistic <em>Outbreak</em></p> <p>And yet, weirdly cold.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lylrpn2cba1qz4gev.png"/></p>http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/16753358439http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/16753358439Mon, 30 Jan 2012 00:32:50 -08002011okayfilm<p><img class="a" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvzn4Qrmy1qz4gev.jpg"/></p> <p>Like Swedish version</p> <p>Fincher dives deep into dark</p> <p>With great opening.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvzluSNEU1qz4gev.png"/></p>http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/14886642019http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/14886642019Tue, 27 Dec 2011 15:52:00 -08002011filmgood<p><img class="a" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwhvexvdGD1qz4gev.jpg"/></p> <p>Ethan Hunt’s big plan</p> <p>Involves iPhones and iPads</p> <p>MacBook Air saves us.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwhvduYcMS1qz4gev.png"/></p>http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/14503216262http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/14503216262Tue, 20 Dec 2011 00:54:58 -08002011goodfilm<p><img class="a" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv04kp7Ni31qz4gev.jpg"/></p> <p>Emotions collide</p> <p>Even when in paradise</p> <p>Even with Clooney.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv04jz1sTq1qz4gev.png"/></p>http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/13105501822http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/13105501822Mon, 21 Nov 2011 00:22:33 -08002011goodfilm<p><img class="a" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lux8yxhuvr1qz4gev.jpg"/></p> <p>Most actors avoid</p> <p>Superheroes, typecasting</p> <p>But not Chris Evans.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lux8y5b3mn1qz4gev.png"/></p>http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/13022038393http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/13022038393Sat, 19 Nov 2011 11:04:58 -08002011okayfilm<p><img class="a" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu97faXaXk1qz4gev.jpg"/></p> <p>Market on the brink</p> <p>Power brokers’ final play</p> <p>Always be closing.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu97gefbeA1qz4gev.png"/></p>http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/12430528193http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/12430528193Sun, 06 Nov 2011 11:29:40 -08002011filmgood<p><img class="a" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu7ucsbU8U1qz4gev.jpg"/></p> <p>Maybe I’m crazy</p> <p>I found this a bit stupid</p> <p>I didn’t love it.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu7uclFwTp1qz4gev.png"/></p>http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/12397372091http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/12397372091Sat, 05 Nov 2011 18:48:43 -0700film2011okay<p><img class="a" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu5c7zeYq81qz4gev.jpg"/></p> <p>Is Kirsten crazy?</p> <p>Or does she just know the tale</p> <p>Of when worlds collide. </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu5c7u2Jd51qz4gev.png"/></p>http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/12330710556http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/12330710556Fri, 04 Nov 2011 10:22:04 -0700film2011good<p><img class="a" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt8tffC7eE1qz4gev.jpg"/></p> <p>Hold a man up high</p> <p>He just has farther to fall</p> <p>All power corrupts. </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt8tfbONSP1qz4gev.png"/></p>http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/11601662693http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/11601662693Mon, 17 Oct 2011 20:52:42 -07002011filmgood<p><img class="a" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsrxhol8zW1qz4gev.jpg"/></p> <p>Remember <em>Top Gun</em>?</p> <p>Add mood rings, suits, aliens</p> <p>Take away good parts.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsrxheBg671qz4gev.png"/></p>http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/11205578240http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/11205578240Sat, 08 Oct 2011 18:01:47 -07002011okayfilm<p><img class="a" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls4an0q7r91qz4gev.jpg"/></p> <p>All about the stats</p> <p>Humans running the numbers</p> <p>And numbers don’t lie.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls4am0mXKt1qz4gev.png"/></p>http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/10680427748http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/10680427748Sun, 25 Sep 2011 23:42:57 -07002011filmgood<p><img class="a" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrrfc9w0XM1qz4gev.jpg"/></p> <p>Whole lot of brooding</p> <p>Killer 80s-esque soundtrack</p> <p>Visual joyride.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrrfc2WmDr1qz4gev.png"/></p>http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/10397449946http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/10397449946Mon, 19 Sep 2011 00:55:34 -0700great2011film<p><img class="a" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr0g91EGtL1qz4gev.jpg"/></p> <p>Yes, <em>Fast Four</em> was <a href="http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/2452037276/fast-and-furious">bad</a></p> <p>Now it’s <em>Ocean’s Eleven</em></p> <p>With a funny Rock.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr0ga48Yop1qz4gev.png"/></p>http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/9797300888http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/9797300888Sun, 04 Sep 2011 11:20:48 -0700film2011good<p><img class="a" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqohgtc5UH1qz4gev.jpg"/></p> <p>Damn dirty humans</p> <p>Messing around with science</p> <p>Sets up old classic.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqohgagWEa1qz4gev.png"/></p>http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/9538578347http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/9538578347Mon, 29 Aug 2011 00:15:28 -07002011goodfilm<p><img class="a" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpxqz4zpoV1qz4gev.jpg"/></p> <p>Lady of the sea</p> <p>But who exactly is she?</p> <p>Mermaid or drug mule?</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpxqyu674o1qz4gev.png"/></p>http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/8919993167http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/8919993167Sun, 14 Aug 2011 13:45:27 -07002009goodfilm<p><img class="a" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpt1hsUzeV1qz4gev.jpg"/></p> <p>People, seasons change</p> <p>But the real moral here is</p> <p>Do not buy a car.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpt1i8OIdC1qz4gev.png"/></p>http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/8815129801http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/8815129801Fri, 12 Aug 2011 00:44:00 -07002010filmgood<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpss8hjW5N1qz4gev.jpg" class="a"/></p> <p>A rub-a-dub-dub</p> <p>Raunchy 80s comedy</p> <p>Four dudes in a tub.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpss99DWHv1qz4gev.png"/></p>http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/8809556392http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/8809556392Thu, 11 Aug 2011 21:25:00 -0700filmokay2010<p><img class="a" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lozcd5JfMm1qz4gev.jpg"/></p> <p>With some time to kill</p> <p>McConaughey back in court</p> <p>Cooler if wasn’t.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lozcbv31R51qz4gev.png"/></p>http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/8120752517http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/8120752517Tue, 26 Jul 2011 23:51:27 -07002011okayfilm<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loxlg1svOu1qz4gev.jpg" class="a"/></p> <p>Some stylized fighting</p> <p>Young girls gyrating. Dirty</p> <p>Old man’s action film.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loxle5IVsP1qz4gev.png"/></p>http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/8079227855http://reviewinhaiku.com/post/8079227855Tue, 26 Jul 2011 01:12:00 -07002011badfilm