Remember Top Gun?

Add mood rings, suits, aliens

Take away good parts.

All about the stats

Humans running the numbers

And numbers don’t lie.

Whole lot of brooding

Killer 80s-esque soundtrack

Visual joyride.

Yes, Fast Four was bad

Now it’s Ocean’s Eleven

With a funny Rock.

Damn dirty humans

Messing around with science

Sets up old classic.

Lady of the sea

But who exactly is she?

Mermaid or drug mule?

People, seasons change

But the real moral here is

Do not buy a car.

A rub-a-dub-dub

Raunchy 80s comedy

Four dudes in a tub.

With some time to kill

McConaughey back in court

Cooler if wasn’t.

Some stylized fighting

Young girls gyrating. Dirty

Old man’s action film.