Review in Haiku

A fair maiden queen
Goes all Michael Corleone
Reborn Virgin Queen.

Good.

I see the future
Took one look at this movie
And knew it would suck.

Bad.

A complete throw-back
Heavy on the dialogue
And light on the plot.

Okay.

Handicap joke time
Where has Charles Grodin been?
Where’s Zach Braff going?

Okay.

The pervert’s online
False names and fake avatars
And where is Balki?

Bad.

Lonely man listens
His once evil heart dissolves
He becomes human.

Awesome.

Cocksure attorney
Versus arrogant old man
Will wrongs be made right?

Good.

Outcasts find way in
But it all hangs on a thread
Thread named McLovin.

Awesome.

Young kids posturing
Really they’re just scared inside
Things get out of hand.

Okay.

A reporter digs
Jason Bourne starts flashing back
His most intense fight.

Awesome.

The smell of a girl
It consumes young Jean-Baptiste
The smell of murder.

Okay.

A whistle is blown
Industry could be destroyed
Will the story air?

Good.

Just one day to live
Tie up loose ends before jail
Champagne, real friends.

Awesome.

An expert sniper
The seeds of conspiracy
Yawner on the mark.

Bad.

Expert crook, Pro cop
Heat always around corner
A cat and mouse game.

Awesome.