Sep 15 2007

The Ex (2007)

Handicap joke time

Where has Charles Grodin been?

Where’s Zach Braff going?


Jul 11 2007

Transformers (2007)

Oversized robots
Explosions and hot people
This is Michael Bay.

Okay.


Jul 10 2007

Miss Potter (2006)

As rabbits frolic
Miss Potter finds success, love
Life not so simple.

Okay.


Jul 9 2007

Music & Lyrics (2007)

Rousing opening
Drew Barrymore appears and
Then POP! goes this film.

Bad.


Jul 4 2007

Little Children (2006)

Secret desires
Kids, parents, pedophiles
Everyone has them.

Good.


Jul 3 2007

Sicko (2007)

On U.S. health care
Michael Moore rips everyone
An important film.

Good.


Jul 2 2007

Wild Hogs (2007)


Take four former stars
Now overweight, old wusses
No former glory.

Awful.


Jul 1 2007

Breach (2007)


FBI has mole
Recruit needs to gather proof
Is this the right guy?

Good.


Jun 30 2007

The Last King of Scotland (2006)


Scottish boy spins globe
Finger stops on Uganda
Doctors dictator.

Good.


Jun 18 2007

Apocalypto (2006)

Go back to a world
Where they rip out hearts beating
And run with jaguars.

Good.


Jun 15 2007

The Painted Veil (2006)


When quick to marry
Nothing like taking a trip
Work on cholera.

Good.


Jun 7 2007

Knocked Up (2007)

Lewdness meets sweetness
And it feels more real that way
As a man matures.

Awesome.


Jun 5 2007

Night at the Museum (2006)


If I were a kid
This would be a good night’s dream
But I’m not a kid.

Bad.


Jun 4 2007

The Good German (2006)


George kicks it old school
1940’s cinema
Infused with swearing.

Okay.


Jun 3 2007

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007)


Some humor returns
Yet convolution remains
See the first yo ho.

Okay.