Review in Haiku

When it rains, it pours

Intermitten is the key

Who holds the patent?

An infinite night

Listening to some emo

In yellow Yugo.

Familiar feeling

As Ritchie goes back gangster

Bit too familiar.

An old, racist Clint

He still has a heart of gold

Bathed in PBR.

Neighbors are a pain

But ones with guns are much worse

And racial grudges.

Coen brothers go

To Washington, but the sum

Doesn’t equal parts.

Sometimes terrorists

Are not really terrorists

They’re just in too deep.

A London setting

Love between Oscar winners

No Oscars for this.

The wicked dentist

Finds the sweet he can’t avoid

Can see dead people.

Ruffian football

Weird setting for Clooney and

Jim from The Office.

HAL’s wife is watching

If she were so smart she would

Have a better plan.

Throwback buddy film

That throws back a bit too much

The new Cheech and Chong.

Land of kangaroos

Has many social issues

In old, grand fashion.

Jack Ryan is young

But Affleck lacks Ford’s presence

Age over beauty.

Ghosts underwater

People start going insane

But love cannot die.