Review in Haiku

Matt Damon’s not bad

Something’s just off in this film

The truth, still unclear.

It’s so obvious

You’re not blind-sided at all

And yet, best actress?

Funnier From Hell

More action and slow motion

Yet somehow more bland.

Lots of top talent

Mostly wasted by plot twists

Screwing/Getting screwed.

Bored suburban kids

Get into some messed up stuff

Bullock comes to terms.

Oil rig workers

Clearly they have the right stuff

Cue the hero walk.

More robots this time

Possibly less of a plot

Loud, long, lots of fights.

Bankers as bad guys

Not so intimidating

But Clive Owen tries.

Uptight man says “yes”

By-the-book Carrey movie

Perhaps say “no” here.

As a character

Wolverine doesn’t get old

Surrounding plots do.

Keanu from space

He works as an alien

Heal the world or die.

Just like the first two

Why stray from something that works?

Statham, babes, fast cars.

In dark underground

Corruption keeps those held down

Children are the light.

Art school is like life

But with extra weird people

And emo youngins.

Take two great goofballs

Make them idiot brothers

Movie writes itself.