Review in Haiku

A perplexing man

A range of annoyances

A serious man.

Green card comedy

With a boss/assistant twist

With the same result.

Trouble in tunnels

Balding Travolta insane

Insane, yet boring.

Past, Present, Future

McConaughey will be stuck

In the same movie.

Just like the first one

And the second and third ones

But Diesel is back.

The laughs never stop

But some of this is just sick

And it’s not Bruno.

Had all the makings

Of a really good movie

Sucks beyond intro.

Four movies in one

None particularly good

Oddly, the end is.

Guys are dicks and girls

Are extremely neurotic

That’s my takeaway.

Altman does Grisham

So you’d think it would be good

But you’d be quite wrong.

Such a good trailer

That McG terminated

This is John Connor.

Literal blood bath

But the guy from Rome is good

When in Rome, I guess.

Movies can look good

Yet be devoid of substance

The Spirit shows us.

Love affair lasts days

Hurricane that lasts hours

Film lasts forever.

Videogame films

Not good with A-list actors

Nor the B-list ones.