August 2009
16 posts
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Sunshine Cleaning
Sometimes cleaning blood Can brighten a crappy life Put in perspective.
Aug 6th
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Duplicity
Lots of top talent Mostly wasted by plot twists Screwing/Getting screwed.
Aug 5th
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Chocolat
A town on lock-down Tensions arise during Lent Then, chocolate pig-out.
Aug 5th
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Inglourious Basterds
In killing Nazis Tarantino belts home run Just like the Bear Jew.
Aug 5th
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Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past
Past, present, future McConaughey will be stuck In the same movie.
Aug 4th
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I Love You, Man
All dudes need bromance As told in a heartfelt way Clearly with Paul Rudd.
Aug 4th
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Murder By Numbers
Bored suburban kids Get into some messed up stuff Bullock comes to terms.
Aug 4th
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District 9
They are refugees They take up space, create waste And they’re aliens.
Aug 3rd
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(500) Days Of Summer
Not all love is a Big romantic comedy In fact, most is not.
Aug 3rd
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Fast And Furious
Just like the first one And the second and third ones But Diesel is back.
Aug 3rd
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Defiance
They take to the woods The cold is the enemy Living is revenge.
Aug 2nd
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Bruno
The laughs never stop But some of this is just sick And it’s not Bruno.
Aug 2nd
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Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince
Dark times at Hogwarts And puberty continues But no Voldemort?
Aug 2nd
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A Few Good Men
A code red order Makes Cruise provoke Nicholson Can’t handle the truth.
Aug 1st
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Armageddon
Oil rig workers Clearly they have the right stuff Cue the hero walk.
Aug 1st
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As Good As It Gets
Melvin is a prick OCD is a real pain But love conquers all.
Aug 1st
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