Termination Salvation
Such a good trailer
That McG terminated
This is John Connor.
May 2009
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Yes Man
Uptight man says “yes”
By-the-book Carrey movie
Perhaps say “no” here.
Junebug
Families can be weird
Opposite cultures, weirder
Good acting transcends.
State Of Play
Newspapers dying
Someone get a good story
Drag it out too long.
Punisher: War Zone
Literal blood bath
But the guy from Rome is good
When in Rome, I guess.
Star Trek
Sometimes reboots work
Clean slate, young cast, just have fun
As does audience.
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
As a character
Wolverine doesn’t get old
Surrounding plots do.
The Spirit
Movies can look good
Yet be devoid of substance
The Spirit shows us.
Doubt
The church in scandal
He said, she said with nuns, priests
But who is lying?
Rachel Getting Married
Sister lost her way
Not a Princess Diary
That suits Hathaway.
Transporter 3
Just like the first two
Why stray from something that works?
Statham, babes, fast cars.
The Day The Earth Stood Still
Keanu from space
He works as an alien
Heal the world or die.
Art School Confidential
Art school is like life
But with extra weird people
And emo youngins.
City Of Ember
In dark underground
Corruption keeps those held down
Children are the light.
The King Of Kong
A new star is born
But the old star is a dick
A sad rivalry.
