February 2009
15 posts
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Say Anything
Cusack, the weirdo
But chicks dig whiny weirdos
Who hold boomboxes.
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Step Brothers
Take two great goofballs
Make them idiot brothers
Movie writes itself.
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Apollo 13
A square peg, round hole
Hanks solves all in the 90s
But it’s a moonshot.
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Nights in Rodanthe
Love affair lasts days
Hurricane that lasts hours
Film lasts forever.
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Watchmen
Visuals are great
Characters are compelling
Fans seem to hate it.
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Flash Of Genius
When it rains, it pours
Intermitten is the key
Who holds the patent?
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The Rocker
Hair band to teen rock
Dwight K. Schrute can do it all
Carry a film too.
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Roman Polanski: Wanted And Desired
The most tragic past
A director lost his way
Fled fame hungry judge.
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Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
An infinite night
Listening to some emo
In yellow Yugo.
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Body Of Lies
The subject feels worn
But with actors like these two
Phone book would be good.
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RocknRolla
Familiar feeling
As Ritchie goes back gangster
Bit too familiar.
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Gran Torino
An old, racist Clint
He still has a heart of gold
Bathed in PBR.
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The Reader
Illiteracy
Is a dark secret
But the Holocaust, darker.
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Lakeview Terrace
Neighbors are a pain
But ones with guns are much worse
And racial grudges.
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Pride And Glory
Families have issues
Cop families have big issues
When one is crooked.