July 2007
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Juno
A solid soundtrack Quick dialogue, a new voice Pregnant home-skillet.
Jul 17th
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RoboCop
He was a good cop Detroit needed a great one Cyborg with a gun.
Jul 17th
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The Heartbreak Kid
Rushed into marriage Man’s wife ‘flips the switch’ big time Where did Mary go?
Jul 16th
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Michael Clayton
George Clooney can act? Normally he plays Clooney Here, he is brilliant.
Jul 16th
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We Own The Night
Black sheep, cop family When everything goes to hell The blood runs thicker.
Jul 16th
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Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves
Of bows and arrows With mullets and weird accents Bryan Adams’ song.
Jul 15th
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There Will Be Blood
The Daniel Day Show Cold-hearted bastard ages I drink your milk shake!
Jul 15th
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Shoot 'Em Up
Outrageous violence Clive, Giamatti can’t save Guns are cool and fun.
Jul 15th
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Sunshine
A final sunset A journey to good sci-fi 2001-kind.
Jul 15th
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Atonement
A young sister’s mind She tricks herself into lies And ruins two lives.
Jul 15th
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Dragon Wars
Giant snake dragons Leisure suit news reporters Which ones look cooler?
Jul 15th
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Once
A street singer sings Lures a muse and new bandmate They create music.
Jul 13th
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Lions For Lambs
A summoned writer A summoned student, they both Listen to some spin.
Jul 13th
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Gone Baby Gone
Ben’s turn to direct Makes Casey a great actor Too many endings.
Jul 13th
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Stardust
Do not cross the wall There are witches, star people, And gay DeNiros.
Jul 12th
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No Country For Old Men
Flips the coin, call it You can run, but he’ll find you You can’t hide from him.
Jul 12th
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National Treasure: Book Of Secrets
A city of gold A last name run through the mud Which one drives Ben Gates?
Jul 12th
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Shattered
Remember Derailed? Pretty much the same movie With different actors.
Jul 12th
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Interview
Skulking reporter Over his head with actress Goes for the story.
Jul 12th
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The Hustler
Eddie is too fast But can’t get the best of Fats Has no character.
Jul 11th
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The Golden Compass
Better Narnia Cosmic dust, giant bear fight Worse Lord of the Rings.
Jul 11th
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The Color Of Money
Fast Eddie sells booze Finds a cocksure protege Hustles his way back.
Jul 11th
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The Kingdom
It’s like Michael Mann But really not quite as good It’s like Peter Berg.
Jul 11th
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Hitman
Movie based on game But no Uwe Boll around So not quite as bad.
Jul 11th
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Eastern Promises
Russian mob driver His life told through his tattoos Badly wants his stars.
Jul 11th
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I Am Legend
One man and his dog Thousand fake-looking zombies Seeing less is more.
Jul 11th
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Planet Terror
Zombies, gore galore Possibly even too much The gun-leg is cool.
Jul 10th
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I Now Pronounce You Check & Larry
Two dudes get married Two hours of pure gay jokes Two real laughs too few.
Jul 10th
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Rescue Dawn
In enemy hands One man knows he can escape But the jungle waits.
Jul 10th
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We Are Marshall
When tragedy strikes Football appears just a game Playing is winning.
Jul 10th
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The Wind That Shakes The Barley
Two brothers in arms One wants no fight, other does In truce, roles reverse.
Jul 10th
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Beowulf
3D epic poem Glasses off, not as epic I am Beowulf!
Jul 10th
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Mr. Brooks
The voice in your head Costner’s in a good movie? He makes a killing.
Jul 9th
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Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer
The same bad humor Mixed with some sleek new effects A lesser X-Men.
Jul 9th
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Glengarry Glen Ross
Over-worked, tired But coffee is for closers They get the good leads.
Jul 9th
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American Gangster
Drugs, guns, homicide Corruption, extortion, this Is America.
Jul 9th
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The Number 23
A 100-scale I’d have to give this movie A 23 grade.
Jul 9th
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The Hoax
A so-so writer Conjures up a great story A so-so movie.
Jul 9th
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Live Free Or Die Hard
Ridiculous name A few ridiculous scenes Die Hard 4 still rocks!
Jul 9th
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Black Book
A bad soap opera Backdrop of the Holocaust People like this trash?
Jul 9th
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Home Of The Brave
Back home from the war Vets struggle to readjust In cliched plot lines.
Jul 9th
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Perfect Stranger
The pervert’s online False names and fake avatars And where is Balki?
Jul 7th
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The Ex
Handicap joke time Where has Charles Grodin been? Where’s Zach Braff going?
Jul 7th
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Death Proof
A complete throw-back Heavy on the dialogue And light on the plot.
Jul 7th
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Next
I see the future Took one look at this movie And knew it would suck.
Jul 7th
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Elizabeth
A fair maiden queen Goes all Michael Corleone Reborn Virgin Queen.
Jul 7th
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3:10 To Yuma
Western is not dead Good actors are just needed Crowe quick and deadly.
Jul 7th
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Superbad
Young kids posturing Really they’re just scared inside Things get out of hand.
Jul 6th
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The Lives Of Others
Lonely man listens His once evil heart dissolves He becomes human.
Jul 6th
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Fracture
Cocksure attorney Versus arrogant old man Will wrongs be made right?
Jul 6th