March 2007
30 posts
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Lucky You
Take one part Rounders Add romantic comedy Then subtract the soul.
Mar 10th
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Deja Vu
I’ve seen this before A Philip K. Dick story That he never wrote.
Mar 10th
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets
Dobby comes to warn But Harry returns to school Answers Tom’s Riddle.
Mar 10th
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Rambo: First Blood Part II
Duped into action Rambo leaves no man behind Leave your brain behind.
Mar 10th
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Bobby
A cast of washed-ups Old Bobby Kennedy clips Do overshadow.
Mar 9th
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Harsh Times
Psychos or Batman There isn’t much in between When you’re Christian Bale.
Mar 9th
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The Wedding Singer
Mulleted Sandler Croons the ’80s power songs, His own wussy one.
Mar 9th
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Hide And Seek
DeNiro in this? I just can’t figure it out Million$ of reason$.
Mar 9th
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Death Of A President
Huge controversy Little too realistic Not entertainment.
Mar 9th
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Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone
Potter goes to school Amid fame, expectations Doesn’t disappoint.
Mar 9th
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Spider-Man 3
Spider-Man goes black Gets moody, wears eyeliner But then he goes back.
Mar 9th
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The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift
Neon hot, fast cars Ignite the Toyko nights As they drift away.
Mar 9th
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Jesus Camp
Evangelicals Training kids for Holy War, Social awkwardness?
Mar 9th
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Let's Go To Prison
Oh prison humor It’s mild entertainment It’s also quite crude.
Mar 9th
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The Big Bounce
Awkward double-cross With not too much comedy At least there is sun.
Mar 9th
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Sneakers
Before the remake Of one Ocean’s Eleven This group humor heist.
Mar 8th
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Fast Food Nation
Too many stories Converging lives that don’t converge I ask: “Where’s the beef?”
Mar 8th
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The Pursuit Of Happyness
A film Will Smith’s in Recalls when Will Smith remade “Just the Two of Us”.
Mar 8th
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Half Nelson
Crack-smoking teacher Changes lives but ruins his Drey is his rehab.
Mar 7th
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School For Scoundrels
The stand-out pupil Gets schooled in being a jerk Round and round we go.
Mar 7th
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Reign Over Me
Sandler and Cheadle They play well off each other In dealing with loss.
Mar 7th
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Stranger Than Fiction
Eiffel’s “masterpiece” Hardly a film master-work No matter the end.
Mar 7th
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Dancer In The Dark
Bjork loses sight In her mind musicals play Morbid song and dance.
Mar 7th
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Rocky Balboa
Rocky: the comeback In both the ring and franchise A suitable end.
Mar 7th
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Blood Diamond
Who backstabs who last All over a shiny rock This is Africa.
Mar 7th
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Marie Antoinette
Where are the accents? This is about a French Queen? Or a valley-girl?
Mar 6th
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The Holiday
Diaz and Winslet Encounter cliches galore Once they swap houses.
Mar 6th
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300
Impossible odds Yet Leonidas holds firm With testosterone.
Mar 5th
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A Good Year
Russel finds himself A vineyard that makes bad wine But great memories.
Mar 5th
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Zodiac
Graysmith gets obsessed A killer taunts the police Fincher makes a film!
Mar 5th