January 2007
8 posts
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Saw III
Jigsaw’s final test:
Make Saw III better than II
He passes, barely.
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Die Hard
McClane’s bad day starts
Terrorists crash the wrong party
And Hans Gruber falls.
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The Science Of Sleep
Stephane falls asleep
And begins his cooking show
Serves up his own dreams.
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Flags Of Our Fathers
The war for funding
A picture into legend
The truth matters less.
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Infamous
Brighter, happier
Than the other Capote
Bad release timing.
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In The Line Of Fire
Clint, back in action
Malkovich cat and mouse games
With plastic bullets.
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Catch A Fire
Tim Robbins ignites
With his decent fake accent
Does not catch, fire.
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Thief
Always one last job
That’s what screws the master thief
And he must clean house.