July 2006
15 posts
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Poseidon
Russel, Lucas, save
Why is Richard Dreyfuss gay?
Sinks under cliches.
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Running Scared
Bullets are flying
Paul Walker starts freaking out
This ain’t Eight Below.
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The Sentinel
It’s Michael Douglas
In a dull, worse version of
Kiefer’s 24.
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Mission To Mars
The end: compelling
The rest: a silly attempt
At 2001.
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Speed
Hopper gets pissed off
Jack decides to grow a brain
To pass the pop quiz.
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United 93
Tasteful, straightforward
Well-made, important movie
Very powerful.
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The Score
No matter the plot
Norton, De Niro, Brando
With these three, I see.
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Mean Girls
Lohan is naive?
I’m not buying that at all
Just look at her now.
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
A good turn by Val
But it loves itself too much
In ribbing just that.
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Beyond the Sea
Spacey, 45
Darin dead, 37
This does not add up.
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Shopgirl
It’s as if Claire Danes
Learned naught from ‘My So Called Life’
Nor did Steve Martin.
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Narc
The guy from Speed 2
Sportin’ the Fu Manchu with
The Goodfellas guy.
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Solaris
Clooney up in space
All contemplative and such
On dead-wife issues.
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Minority Report
Everybody runs
It is just that when Tom runs
It’s a faster run.
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Brick
A high school film noir
What language are they speaking?
Some hipster lingo.