May 2006
15 posts
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X-Men
What’s a ‘Magneto’? And what do they call you, ‘Wheels’? Silly Wolverine.
May 7th
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The Da Vinci Code
Lacking in something Literally by-the-book Buy the book instead.
May 7th
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X2: X-Men United
A sequel that is Equal to, if not better Than original.
May 7th
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X-Men: The Last Stand
Different yet still good X-Men as action movie Is that Frasier Crane?
May 7th
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Crimson Tide
Spain, not Portugal The Lipizzaner stallions Are born black, not white.
May 7th
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BloodRayne
Are you kidding me? I said, are you kidding me? Apparently not.
May 7th
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The New World
Malick’s fourth movie As usual looks awesome In realism.
May 6th
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Sideways
Miles loves the wine But maybe not as much as Jack loves the ladies.
May 6th
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Mission: Impossible 2
Tom Cruise as James Bond Where is the teamwork fellas? Woo didn’t woo me.
May 6th
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Mission: Impossible
De Palma’s mission Mostly a success despite Those damn gideons.
May 6th
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Mission: Impossible III
Brings back the teamwork And ups the intensity Abrams gets it done.
May 6th
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The Ice Harvest
As Wichita falls (pause) So falls Wichita Falls So goes Ice Harvest.
May 6th
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence
Creepy robot kid Kick-ass Teddy Ruxpin clone Are you blue fairy?
May 6th
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Casanova
Silly Jackamos How they prance around Venice And fall into lust.
May 6th
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Aeon Flux
Looks cool, is not cool Has promise, throws it away A movie in flux.
May 5th