July 2005
27 posts
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The Day After Tomorrow
Good special effects Truly awful dialogue So…two days from now?
Jul 18th
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Seabiscuit
I don’t like horses But this is a good movie Eat some seabiscuits.
Jul 18th
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Hitch
Much better before Will Smith himself falls in love Then it’s pretty lame.
Jul 18th
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War Of The Worlds
Tom Cruise as bad dad Looks cool but it otherwise Is lacking a bit.
Jul 18th
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Constantine
Bland Keanu Reeves Wait, isn’t he always bland? Yes is the answer.
Jul 18th
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Be Cool
Is this the sequel To Get Shorty? Cause I swear That was watchable.
Jul 18th
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Taking Lives
Its trailer ruined Or perhaps just warned of a Pretty bad movie.
Jul 18th
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A Very Long Engagement
France, for all its faults Can make some innovative Audrey Tatou films.
Jul 18th
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The Sea Inside
One word: depressing A movie with a message: Death should be your right.
Jul 18th
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Girl With A Pearl Earring
A movie about The story behind an old Famous Dutch painting.
Jul 18th
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Fantastic Four
The Fantastic Four Would get their asses kicked by All of the X-Men.
Jul 12th
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Fever Pitch
Crappy romantic Comedy — without baseball, It’s beyond awful.
Jul 11th
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Man On Fire
Creasey’s art is death His masterpiece is about Half-hour too long.
Jul 10th
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Open Water
There’s not too much plot But this super cheap movie Nonetheless is cool.
Jul 9th
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The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Lacking in humor But Wes Anderson strangeness Is in full effect.
Jul 9th
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Finding Neverland
John Depp, excellent A movie of wonderment Wonder what that meant.
Jul 8th
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National Treasure
The Da Vinci Code Set in US history Read Da Vinci Code.
Jul 6th
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Flight of the Phoenix
What’s with all the buzz? This is straight mediocre Bad title as well.
Jul 5th
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The Motorcycle Diaries
Med student decides He should try to change the world Takes another path.
Jul 4th
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The Machinist
Christian Bale minus 80 pounds is a scary Sight in a good film.
Jul 3rd
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Revenge Of The Sith
Would have been better Had George Lucas not written Any dialogue.
Jul 2nd
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Cinderella Man
A big crowd-pleaser Not really a stretch to have Russel Crowe punching.
Jul 2nd
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House Of Flying Daggers
Starts out slow but then Breaks out into some action Scenes that are awesome.
Jul 2nd
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Primer
About time travel It’s sci-fi yet not sci-fi It’s interesting.
Jul 2nd
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Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Clearly just a way To get People’s sexiest ____ Together on screen.
Jul 2nd
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In Good Company
Impressed by Topher A mediocre movie Known as vanilla.
Jul 2nd
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Batman Begins
Burton’s Batman: Great. But I’ll just say it: Batman Begins is better.
Jul 2nd