July 2005
27 posts
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The Day After Tomorrow
Good special effects
Truly awful dialogue
So…two days from now?
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Seabiscuit
I don’t like horses
But this is a good movie
Eat some seabiscuits.
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Hitch
Much better before
Will Smith himself falls in love
Then it’s pretty lame.
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War Of The Worlds
Tom Cruise as bad dad
Looks cool but it otherwise
Is lacking a bit.
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Constantine
Bland Keanu Reeves
Wait, isn’t he always bland?
Yes is the answer.
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Be Cool
Is this the sequel
To Get Shorty? Cause I swear
That was watchable.
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Taking Lives
Its trailer ruined
Or perhaps just warned of a
Pretty bad movie.
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A Very Long Engagement
France, for all its faults
Can make some innovative
Audrey Tatou films.
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The Sea Inside
One word: depressing
A movie with a message:
Death should be your right.
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Girl With A Pearl Earring
A movie about
The story behind an old
Famous Dutch painting.
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Fantastic Four
The Fantastic Four
Would get their asses kicked by
All of the X-Men.
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Fever Pitch
Crappy romantic
Comedy — without baseball,
It’s beyond awful.
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Man On Fire
Creasey’s art is death
His masterpiece is about
Half-hour too long.
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Open Water
There’s not too much plot
But this super cheap movie
Nonetheless is cool.
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The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Lacking in humor
But Wes Anderson strangeness
Is in full effect.
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Finding Neverland
John Depp, excellent
A movie of wonderment
Wonder what that meant.
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National Treasure
The Da Vinci Code
Set in US history
Read Da Vinci Code.
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Flight of the Phoenix
What’s with all the buzz?
This is straight mediocre
Bad title as well.
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The Motorcycle Diaries
Med student decides
He should try to change the world
Takes another path.
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The Machinist
Christian Bale minus
80 pounds is a scary
Sight in a good film.
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Revenge Of The Sith
Would have been better
Had George Lucas not written
Any dialogue.
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Cinderella Man
A big crowd-pleaser
Not really a stretch to have
Russel Crowe punching.
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House Of Flying Daggers
Starts out slow but then
Breaks out into some action
Scenes that are awesome.
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Primer
About time travel
It’s sci-fi yet not sci-fi
It’s interesting.
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Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Clearly just a way
To get People’s sexiest ____
Together on screen.
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In Good Company
Impressed by Topher
A mediocre movie
Known as vanilla.
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Batman Begins
Burton’s Batman: Great.
But I’ll just say it:
Batman Begins is better.